I know I'm a little off average in that I could get laid everyday and be blissed out. And I know it's just isn't that important to you. But if I could get some great sex at least once a week I would be a happy girl. Great sex, by the way, encompasses more than you jamming your hand into my vagina while I sleep, then steering me toward a bj and letting me do that until I'm tired and then finishing off with three or four pumps in me.
I have a face, and breasts (my god, the attention other men have given my breasts) and why is it I only get oral attention after I do the kinky thing? I'm clean. And how many guys would love me if they knew that I like that other thing you never do to me (the butt thing). Maybe you could talk a little, tell me how hot I am (I don't know.. lie if you have to.) I have ears and a brain, too.
I could go on, but you'll be home from work soon and I need to start your dinner.
Just realize there is more to me than a vagina and a mouth.