do you want to stay married?

Monday, June 12, 2006

This one's a biggie for me.

If you want to stay married, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances tell your wife she's gotten too fat. This includes any reference to her size at all. ie:

"I would like you to lose some weight."
"Do you really need another taco?"
"That used to fit you nice, but now it's too tight."
"You are a fat ho."

This also includes referring to any woman at all as attractive. I am perfectly aware that Jessica SImpson has a nice body. She works hard for it. Go ahead and imagine it's her going down on you. JUST DO NOT EVER LET ME KNOW YOU DO THIS.

Here's the thing. I am painfully aware of how much weight I've put on. Probably more aware than you are. And I am disgusted with myself. I am feeling low enough as it is. You pointing it out to me is not helpful. It makes me feel even worse. What do I do when I feel really bad? I try and stuff my face so I don't have to feel anything. I get lethargic and want to sleep all the time. And I sure as hell don't want you looking at or touching my naked body.

Next post: How to make me want to lose the weight without making me feel like shit.


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